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itscolossal:

Designer Hilla Shamia Fuses Cast Aluminum and Tree Trunks to Create One-of-a-Kind Furniture Pieces

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robotcosmonaut:

Greetings from Austin, Minnesota

surisburnbook:

Brian Williams reported on his daughter Allison’s new job in NBC’s live-action likely Christmas-ruiner, Peter Pan. We’ve still got a couple more months before we can appreciate the embarrassment that Peter Pan will almost certainly be, so for now let’s just enjoy the cuteness of this moment.

I have momentarily decided not to be snarky about Allison Williams being Peter Pan.

iheartchaos:

Watch a cocoa farmer from Ivory Coast try chocolate for the first time

Ivory Coast is one of the world’s biggest producers and exporters of cocoa beans, but the hard working farmers that harvest often have no idea what people in other countries use the bitter beans for. Watch the pure sweet glee on this farmer’s face when he has chocolate for the first time, and how enthusiastic he becomes on sharing with the rest of his friends and family.

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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Amazing collages by Joe Webb

People who excuse their bad behavior with their astrological sign

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

permissiontogoafterhim:

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