Even his wave is adorable. #madmen

iOS 7 Is a Fucking Mess
Dan Wineman: And yeah, the nav bar text buttons are a big problem.
Dan Wineman: What about the 10% of the population who have low color vision.
Dan Wineman: How are they supposed to benefit from color being the only thing that distinguishes a button.
Dan Wineman: Huge accessiblity regression, I think.
Me: If you read the internet, the response is, "Fuck you stop worrying about that, they'll figure it out."
Me: But to me, having to figure that out a month before launch means you FAILED AT THE OUTSET.
Dan Wineman: Yeah, I doubt as much will change as people think.
Dan Wineman: This is how they want it.
Me: Every conversation I've had with someone about iOS 7 ends with them telling me they're not going to bother talking to me about it because I "don't get it".
Me: It's very annoying.
Dan Wineman: Maybe it's the foam that comes out of the corners of your mouth.
Me: There are probably a handful of people who have spent as much time as I have in the past 6 years with this UI and this environment, and to say that I don't get why it's necessary for Apple to throw it all out only to introduce a worse version for "the future" is like someone taking a scalpel away from a doctor mid-surgery and saying, "Hey, we have a robot that does this now and he's crazy and ends up cutting a lot of limbs off but shut up you don't understand the future of medicine."
Dan Wineman: I love how you're always a doctor in these analogies.
Me: I had a homeless person version, but I figured i'd shoot for the stars.
Nearly every time I use my phone for directions
nevver:

Ultimate Battle!
Henry.

Henry.

sirmitchell:

“ :) “ 
One of four prints I’ll have at SPACE! The Gallery Show this Friday at Gallery 1988: WEST. Be there or be somewhere significantly less awesome. 

LOVE. LOVE. LOVE.

sirmitchell:

:) “ 

One of four prints I’ll have at SPACE! The Gallery Show this Friday at Gallery 1988: WEST. Be there or be somewhere significantly less awesome. 

LOVE. LOVE. LOVE.

I’d rather be a dick than a swallower.

Kanye

Yes, this is an actual lyric. Ugh.

Hurry up with my damn croissants.

#Yeezus may be the worst album I’ve ever heard.

buzzfeedgeeky:

“Now the story of a wealthy serial killer who ate everyone, and the one profiler who had no choice but keep himself together.”

This tiny gutter is pointless.

This tiny gutter is pointless.

LEGO Announces Mars Curiosity Rover Set.
I really want this thing.